Dead Tired of Dishes Sweatshirt
The kitchen is spotless. Dinner was lovely. And somehow there are still dishes in the sink.
The Dead Tired of Dishes Sweatshirt features one impeccably dressed homemaker tackling the never-ending aftermath in her sunny mid-century kitchen. She's got the floral apron, the matching dishes, the perfect hair, and approximately zero remaining flesh or patience.
Rendered in warm vintage colors with all the charm of a cheerful 1950s magazine illustration, this one's for anyone who appreciates pretty kitchens, retro style, domestic absurdity, and the undeniable fact that apparently the dishes will continue even after you're dead.
Wear it while cooking. Wear it while cleaning. Wear it while deliberately ignoring the sink and hoping someone else eventually develops a conscience.
The dishes can wait. You've already given them your entire natural life.
More details
- 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dark Cousins, LLC
- Email: contact@support.darkcousins.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Dead Tired of Dishes Sweatshirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
23 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
24
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
24
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26 1/2
|
24
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
24
|