Perfectly Normal Pumpkin Patch Sweatshirt
Every family has traditions.
The Perfectly Normal Pumpkin Patch Sweatshirt captures a wholesome autumn afternoon at the pumpkin patch: crisp fall air, turning leaves, a beautiful red barn, and two devoted parents helping their little monsters choose the perfect pumpkins.
Yes, Dad is a vampire. Mom is a witch. The children appear to be a little of both.
They're having a lovely day. Don't make it weird.
This sweatshirt has all the nostalgic warmth of an old family photograph from a family that just happens to have slightly different holiday traditions.
Wear it to the pumpkin patch, the farmers market, the cider mill, or anywhere else you're expected to participate in wholesome seasonal activities.
Please take a picture. Your mother wants one for the Christmas card.
More details
- 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dark Cousins, LLC
- Email: contact@support.darkcousins.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Perfectly Normal Pumpkin Patch Sweatshirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
23 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
24
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
24
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26 1/2
|
24
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
24
|