Perfectly Normal Pumpkin Patch Tee

Nothing unusual here.

Just a beautiful fall afternoon, a wagon full of pumpkins somewhere nearby, and one perfectly respectable family trying to get the children to choose a pumpkin before the place closes.

The Perfectly Normal Pumpkin Patch Tee features a vampire dad, witchy mom, and their two little monsters enjoying one of autumn’s most sacred traditions: wandering around a field for forty-five minutes before becoming emotionally attached to a pumpkin that weighs more than the child carrying it.

Bright autumn colors, a red barn, crisp blue sky, rows of pumpkins, and a wonderfully retro illustration style give it the feel of an old seasonal advertisement from a town where the local families are perhaps a little more interesting than average.

Perfect for pumpkin picking, cider runs, fall festivals, farmers markets, leaf-peeping, or dragging the entire family somewhere picturesque because you need one decent photo of everybody together this year.

Smile. This one's going on the Christmas card.