Not a Jawn Was Stirring – Retro Philly Christmas T-Shirt
Christmas Eve, Philadelphia. Not a jawn was stirring. Not even a jawn.
Step back into a cozy Christmas living room straight out of the 1970s, complete with a glowing fireplace, colorful holiday decorations, a vintage television, and a Christmas tree surrounded by presents.
Inspired by the Christmases we remember, this nostalgic design brings together old-fashioned holiday warmth and a little unmistakable Philadelphia humor.
Perfect for Philly natives, homesick Philadelphians, retro Christmas enthusiasts, and anyone who grew up celebrating the holidays in a living room that looked just like this one.
Printed on a soft, heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton tee with a comfortable, relaxed fit and a lived-in vintage feel.
For people with unusual taste.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dark Cousins, LLC
- Email: contact@support.darkcousins.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Not a Jawn Was Stirring – Retro Philly Christmas T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
