Hot Beer & Bad Decisions Tee
Hot Beer & Bad Decisions Tee
It's 94 degrees. The trunk is open. Somebody's playing music through speakers that should have been replaced fifteen years ago.
And somehow the beer is already warm.
The Hot Beer & Bad Decisions Tee features a sunglasses-wearing skeleton who has achieved the kind of peace that comes from no longer giving a care about consequences—or apparently refrigeration.
Sporting his Deadlifters shirt, questionable beverage, and the unmistakable confidence of a man who's been hanging around parking lots since cassette tapes were involved, he looks less like the Grim Reaper and more like somebody you met outside a concert in 1989 and never completely forgot.
This gives the feel of an old shirt you discovered at the bottom of a drawer and immediately decided was better than everything you currently own.
Perfect for concerts, dive bars, flea markets, road trips, cookouts, tailgates, and standing beside an open van.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dark Cousins, LLC
- Email: contact@support.darkcousins.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Hot Beer & Bad Decisions Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
